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We’re protesting Pope Benedict’s visit, actually. And not because he’s showing all us pilgrims that on the eighth day, God created a nightmarish tie up on the Major Deegan. Nope. we protest cause his trip gives Bill Maher pub. And if they fire Maher, he’ll just write an unfunny book about it. And it will be number two on the NYT bestseller list by next Sunday.

Actually we’re protesting the fact that a papal visit (Benedict in ‘65, John Paul in ‘79) guarantees the Yankees second division status. They’ll rent that place out to anybody . . .

Okay, not that either.

We’re just upset that the PA of NYC plays Kremlin re: the Freedom Tower and its grandiose lockdown design. Inpenetrable is what it’ll be, we’re told. And basically, that’s all we’re told. Thing is, if a homeless guy can score the blueprints for the new tower in the trash can, I’m feeling less inclined to head to the southern tip of Manhattan once construction is complete. I guess I should be thankful Osama’s not living on the streets.

Not the reason, either?

No.

Okay, it’s cause we’re gonna tinker, and ever and chance.

And then we’ll be back.

In the meantime, here’s my karate instructor.

 

 

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